The Sleepless One

M . 20 . Gemini . East Coast .

An insomniac who posts whatever might have his eye in the moment. The more interesting the person or thing, the more engaging their tale and the more likely they are to end up here. What sort of story will you tell?

draumbouy:

I’m making tater tots bitches

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Men of Tumblr

(via queen-scheherazade)

azumarrill:

Also LMAOOOO my cat is so lazy and sleepy that when he was sleeping a slug crawled up onto his arm and left this slime trail on his arm and my sister found the slug on the carpet later hahahahah

That is one statuesque cat.

ryougasaotome:

sushiobunny:

Angry teens.

Haha.
All about that brown paper bag look.

ryougasaotome:

sushiobunny:

Angry teens.

Haha.

All about that brown paper bag look.

(via chipp-zanuff)

clothinthesand:

barbeauxbot:

rurone:

So I really love how the intro to Pacific Rim is, like, 90% plausible/whatever for the first two minutes. Massive tragedy in San Francisco, media and cultural response, blah blah blah

Then, completely straight-up, “So that’s when we decided to make giant robots.”

When life hands you lemons

you make giant robots

(via fuckyeahpacificrim)

galactic-eyes:

Pokémon Characters:Sapphire Birch, Emerald, Crystal, Ruby, Gold, Silver, Yellow, Green, Blue, Red, Pearl, Diamond, Platinum, Black, White, Aggron, Latias, Latios, Smoochum, Weavile, Delcatty, Ambipom, Raticate, Scizor, Poliwrath, Wigglytuff, Chatot, Munchlax, Rapidash, Muna, Braviary.

daily-pkmn:

Realistic Snorlax and Munchlax! One always eats, one always sleeps. But them together and you get me

mongolhumanist:

Calvin & Hobbes 💗

We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically.
― Neil deGrasse Tyson (via elinaynature)

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blackwingednerds:

I need this on a shirt

blackwingednerds:

I need this on a shirt

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(via draumbouy)

  • White people: You have to wait for the facts before you talk about Ferguson!
  • Eyewitnesses: He was on his knees with his hands up.
  • Medical examiner: There was no gunpowder residue on Mike Brown, no sign of struggle, and there were entry wounds on the inside of his arms and the top of his head, implying he was on his knees with his hands up.
  • Convenience store owner and clerk: There was no robbery and we didn't call the cops.
  • Ferguson PD: Okay, we admit it, Wilson didn't know anything happened at the convenience store and we determined no crime was committed.
  • ...
  • ...
  • ...
  • White people: Nobody can say what happened! We still have to wait for the facts to come in!
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
Lao Tze (via psych-facts)

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