The Sleepless One

M . 20 . Gemini . East Coast .

An insomniac who posts whatever might have his eye in the moment. The more interesting the person or thing, the more engaging their tale and the more likely they are to end up here. What sort of story will you tell?

basileus-omniworks:

misha-bawlins:

This drink I like it. Another!

I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :( “

A lot of people could learn from this.

(via itsnotunusual)

lugated:

 

unexplained-events:

Tyson the Swan

Tyson will attack you if you come within a two-mile stretch of the Grand Union Canal in Bugbrooke, Northamptonshire. Joe Davies learned this the hard way and capsized.

SOURCE

(via itsnotunusual)

5secondsofsmumer:

j4479:

deserves at least a sarcastic laugh. 

this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now

5secondsofsmumer:

j4479:

deserves at least a sarcastic laugh. 

this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now

(via arcadesilver)

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(via pilcherthegreat)

stormful:

'Heart Gold' shirt/poster/pillow now available on my redbubble

dryadgoddess:

daisymerollinjoints:

sunflower-mama:

sunflower-mama:

peaceful-moon:

motherearthnewsmag:

A Biofuel-Powered Hybrid Home on Wheels

By Lloyd Kahn

dude

WHA

Still cryinh

where can i attain this so i can travel around with my corgi

One of my dreams is to own something like this and travel!!

(via ridinghi)

cataradical:

i will return for the child within one month

this is your warning

(via psycluck)

theultimatebandgirl:

pasta-corps:

galaxywarrioress1234:

jennstarkid:

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

DON’T TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES EVER.

THIS POST IS SO IMPORTANT I WANT EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IN THE WORLD TO SEE IT

M

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(via draumbouy)

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

(via personalrestraint)

stagbeetleloveit:

I’m fucking crying

(via dutchster)

toxigenics:

octobots:

"Satoru Iwata also mentioned that several other titles are in development exclusively for the New Nintendo 3DS. These will not be playable on the old 3DS models."

nice

Nintendo is the devil tbh

(via zanmetsun)